enigmatic bitch

herptomyderp:

1234lolol:

theymadeyou:

-littlewings:

• You check your phone, because you have nothing to contribute to the conversation.
• Wait for the right time to say something, you get interrupted. Twice.
• Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance.
• Hold the door for some. They’re slightly too far away.
• Someone comes online, you say “hey”, they go offline.
• You go in for the high-five. Other person isn’t looking.
• Accidentally look someone in the eye. Pretend to look past them.
• You say something stupid. You play it down, but everyone sees your face going red.
• You say “hi” to someone. It comes out as a whisper.
• Your friends formed a circle while you were gone. You can’t fit and end up standing slightly askew.
• Waiting by yourself for friends. Pretend you’re texting.
• You tell a hilarious joke. Nobody laughs.
• You’re in class and you want to cough. Some other person just coughed, now you have to wait.
• Walk into the restrooms and the stalls are full; pretend you only came here to wash your hands then leave.
• The person in front is walking slightly slower than you are. You walk at an uncomfortable speed to get past them.

omg, everything true except the hand washing and the coughing.

MY LIFE IN BULLET POINTS. Minus the coughing and the you go in for the high-five. Other person isn’t looking.

 wow that describes me perfectly hahahah

• You tell a hilarious joke. Nobody laughs.

STORY OF MY LIFE UGH.

nottodaymegatron:

blessingsindisguise:

georgiacarter:

imanon-:

duh-knees:

kforkezia:

harropeter:

jennayelam:

raylovescookies:

chriscolferislove:

caseydoll:

lupincantsing:

rhymeswithmagic:

-tohaveahome:

dacupcakebomb:

UMM, EXCUSE YOU. THATS ME. YOU WANNA SAY SOMETHING TO MY FACE BABE? NO? THEN GO GET A LIFE. JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO HAVE FUN, AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT, BECAUSE I’M NOT LOOKING FOR A LOVER ON THE INTERNET. I’M NOT TAKING PICTURE AFTER PICTURE OF MYSELF SO I CAN LOOK GOOD FOR WHOMEVER COMES ACROSS MY PICTURE. I TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF WHEN I’M HAPPY, BECAUSE IT MAKES ME HAPPY TO SEE MYSELF HAPPY, BECAUSE I’M NOT HAPPY ALL THE TIME, AND I LIKE TO CHERISH THE MOMENTS THAT I AM. AND IF YOU’RE CALLING ME AN IDIOT FOR HAVING FUN WITH MY COUSINS AND SIBLINGS AND TAKING PICTURES, THEN YOU HAVE SOME ISSUES TO WORK OUT. K THANX BYE.

that’s the joke, maria. it shows your homepage, so everyone sees their own.

MY CREYS TROLOLOL

im fucking crying, oh my god

OH MY GOD! THE COMMENT!! I’M DYING. 

I CAN’T HANDLE IT. 

oh…my god.

I’m only reblogging for that long ass comment (X

^^ YEP

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i am dying omg

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dying (‘:

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OH GOD that comment xD